Terms & Conditions
Listen up, granola lovers! Before you dive headfirst into our website, here's the legal stuff you gotta know:
Using our website:
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Be cool: Don't do anything illegal, try to hack our site, or spread any nasty stuff (like viruses).
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Respect our stuff: All the content on our website (text, images, logos, etc.) belongs to us. Don't steal it.
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Play nice: Be respectful in any comments or interactions you have on our site. No spamming or trolling allowed.
Ordering granola:
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You gotta be 18: If you're not old enough to buy granola legally, get your parents to do it for you.
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Pay up: Make sure you have the funds to cover your order.
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No funny business: Don't try to scam us with fake orders or payment info.
Shipping & returns:
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Read the rules: Check out our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy for all the details on that stuff.
Other important stuff:
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We can change these terms: We might update these terms from time to time, so check back every now and then.
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We're not perfect: We try our best, but we can't guarantee that our website will always be error-free or that everything will go perfectly.
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Florida law rules: These terms are governed by the laws of Florida.
Got it? Good. Now go forth and enjoy some seriously sassy granola!
With love and a little legal jargon,
The Angry Man's Homemade Granola Team